This type of shit wants me to bring back Hammurabi’s Code. 

AND In the midst of a TMZ-level scandal in which he’s recorded screaming and berating his personal trainer: “DO YOU OWN A HOUSE? DO YOU OWN A HOUSE!?!?” seemed to be the put-down. I’m finished with Kevin Hart.

My buddy who worked at subway corporate told me that ALL the meats are turkey, with different flavoring and coloring added. I believe him.

Yeah. After watching the VinWiki video this article gets its info from, the guys who bested Ed’s time had a fuel cell in the trunk as well. 

I hate these cars but then I look under the hood and I’m like WHOA.

Ed Bolian had two fuel cells in the trunk of his AMG when he set the record. 

Damn! I only saw 1.9 on ESPN.

That Hyakkimaru is super creative, I love it! I was a really really big fan of that show.

Wanna pull up tough because you notice that Merc is STUFFED! Even next to an AMG G Wagen, I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin’

Anyone else see that 1.9sec pit stop at Sunday’s race? I think it tied the record for fastest in-race pit stop in F1 history.

Heel-toe is very much a “feel” type of thing. You have clear signs when you brake, accelerate, clutch-in/out, but when you rev match while you brake there’s nothing to tell you if you got it right until it’s too late.

Nobody’s done it yet so I guess I will:

I like that the mask has a furrowed brow. 

Big question: Should I buy this or Death Stranding for my weekend?

Holy shit is this dude tough.

“I crashed again in this ugly Assen crash, and you all know the consequences,” he said. “I have to admit, when I was rolling on the gravel and when I stood up, I thought to myself, ‘ok Jorge, is this really worth it, after what I’ve achieved, to keep suffering?’”

Fuck that! You’re sour on milk for your own reasons (like that pun?). Pancakes, waffles, and nearly everything I bake needs milk. My home made mac & cheese will NOT taste good with fuckin almond milk. I need milk. and I’m 30 so tell Tom McKay to fight me. 

Thanks for the spoiler-free summary. I’ve seen a lot of hate for this one, but I think I’m in. Gonna buy it this weekend!

Hahaha MC Gusto CB4 BABY

Exactly what I was thinking. For the Regular Johns out there who need to work a 9-5 during the week, it’d be nice if he told us how many hours each of these tasks took to get done.