When there’s a will there’s a way. Hell, They invented “racketeering” because it was impossible to catch Al Capone in the act.

I really like this one. 

I had to ask on Reddit how to beat Mega-Bowser hah

I’m the worst Smash player in my group of friends so I’m having a blast with World of Light!

It’s about setting precedent, dumbass.

Aside from kids recklessly spending their parents’ money, Caveat Emptor baby.

But HOW did they do it? Direct injection? variable valve timing? An insanely high compression ratio? Elves? I can’t watch the video at work here.

Nothing is stopping them, but logistically it’s a tough pill to swallow. First, they would need to fire EVERY UAW member, and then they would need to re-hire and train. The sheer cost of re-hiring and training and trying to use the “Uber method” is massive, and it might not work..... Because once people start getting…

My old ‘71 Cadillac El Dorado was 8.2 Liters! AMERICA SIZE!!

First time I’ve seen this. Thank you so much for blessing me today.

It was on an axle dyno! Totally safe!

Khal Drogo is a dickhead, big surprise.

I think he sat down because he thought it was just a joke and she wouldn’t actually cut his hair. In the news, students are coming out and saying that this is TOTALLY out of character for this teacher. She’s usually nice and all smiles, the students say.

What’s funny is that, technically, they are talking about sex in private. That Target is not public property.

OK so I haven’t finished your article yet, but while I was reading the first paragraph, I was thinking to myself “I sure hope that Boomerang is mentioned in this....”

I’m still trying to find the motivation to finish off those damn stupid Valkyries in the post-game

To get the obvious out of the way: this is disgusting. It’s like naming a fireworks show “the Tet Offensive.” 

I put 30 or so hours into Monster Hunter World and got a bit tired of it. Does any aspect of this new Switch Monster Hunter point to a bit different style game? Or will it be the same but with weirder cooler monsters?

FYI you are wrong. 

Slow news day?