I hate to be the one who says it, but...

Go for a jog in a pair of Adidas UltraBoosts and you’ll realize why even casual runners spend $200 on a running shoe. It’s like running on a cloud.

It should make him an accessory to murder.

I have SCREAMED at my teammates in For Honor and probably insulted their friends, family, and pets at certain points.

I have to say, I’ve never driven an electric car. I’d love instant torque... But then again, I’m a Miata guy so torque is a foreign concept to me.

I hate to say it, but I’ll take the trade of accessing 100% of my torque from 0RPM in exchange for my manual transmission.

I got boned by a “rebuilt” engine in an ‘05 WRX. I bought a WRX wagon with a full WRX front end swap and a rebuilt engine. The front end swap was done very well. After my purchase, I mean hours after my purchase, the “rebuilt” engine proceeded to leak from both valve cover gaskets, leaking oil onto the headers and…

Incorrect!

My friend takes dramamine in order to play his PS4 VR.

I will be playing Earthlock, I really enjoy it so far. Maybe some Tales of Berseria and Cuphead too.

I’m publishing a travel pamphlet. Inside it will read “don’t be a dick.”

Just playin.

Makes two of us.

I let my 2010 car warm up for 20 minutes every morning. Come at me bro.

It also used to be possible to make a movie that wasn’t a damn sequel or revival of another movie.

Hahahaha, I have heard that talent is inversely proportional to how much of a dick a drummer is.

Except Ringo, I bet George or Paul took over in the studio...

Because they’re red on the bottom, and it worked for the verse.

Opium was a hell of a drug!

GOT ‘EM