I’m over 30 and I just bought a Ficus to spruce up my living room. SHIT AM I A MILLENIAL!?!?!?

I will no longer read lifehacker because of this HORRIBLE INSULT to my friend Brak.

I’ve been playing tabletop MTG since the 90's and this has got me JACKED UP.

Battletoads vs. Double Dragon for SNES!!!!

Flood insurance is usually bought through the federal government, and although they’ll help you rebuild your house, I highly doubt that flood insurance would cover a car.

I can only imagine the insane level of grouchiness that comes with cutting for a bodybuilding contest. I get pissed off if I end up going more that a few hours without some kind of sugar.

Worth a try...

Can I have some of what you’re smoking? Dude everyone around here has a bigger boner for the Focus RS than the Civic Type R.

That’s happened to me too. Also, stuff shipped from Hong Kong seems to get to me a bit quicker. Who knows.

Yup. Everything I’ve bought from China arrived safely and was not a knock-off, but it’s taken months for things to arrive in my experience.

Hahahaha “Sunny-D Zedong”.

No, it’s a Schooner.

Yesterday I told my roommate I had a short day at work because I left the office at 3pm. It happens. Rarely.

Should have stomped on the gas.

Makes me think this is a dealer in disguise. Showroom car maybe?

It’s a boat!

Yes please.

Damn. You got me there:

WHOA NOW. I am a huge fan of Orangina, let’s leave my favorite fizzy beverage out of this.