step one: power on yaw

I can feel my chest hair growing as I watch this video... I think I may feel a mullet coming on also.

They sure do as of 2015. It even has a mode for it to fake a 6-speed (sport) or 8-speed (sport sharp). Giving you all the downsides of a conventional manual/auto with none of the fun!

Remove front shaft, ignore warning lights, smash skinny pedal, and ride that hoonicorn straight to the crash site.

Y’all may not know this, but your smartphone also has a feature which allows you to call someone and have a real conversation. Do that. Don’t be a wimp.

This is a rich man’s version of a beer helmet.

Jezebel is killing me with cognitive disonance this week.

I don’t know how to take a review that doesn’t end in a nonsensical letter grade. I’m giving this movie a B for bears.

Keep your guns oiled and your ammo dry, because anyone interested in freedom is going to need them in the relatively near future. The UN is not going to dictate what kind of car I can drive.

Call me when it comes from the factory with a blown V6.

Because this is Jalopnik ... one requirement here is hatred of American cars (in line with “because this is Gawker ... one requieremnt here is hatred of all things American”).

Typical Gawker hipsterism & critical theory.

(although to be fair, in this case when compared with the 2nd Gen TA, these were a bit of a…

“Son...we need to talk about brush guards.”

My vote’s for the 2015 Malibu:

Can i group the military and civilian G class? From there you get the 72 horsepower 240gd to the 612 horsepower G65.

From 30HP

I don’t hate traction control or stability control, I just hate when I don’t have the option to turn it off.

Solid beam axles

NOW we know what happened to this driver! He fixed up his Mustang for drag racing!

Formula Drift is really losing its way. They’re not even putting turns on the courses any more. I am disappoint.

I believe the actual intent of this weak COTD pick is to challenge $kaycog to find a barely NSFW picture featuring a Mercury Milan without Jill Wagner.