Most ridiculous SUV ever sounds like a mission statement from Dartz

Tavarish is always reminding us that you can buy a used S-Class for the price of a half-eaten Almond Joy and a bottle of dishwashing soap.

I’ll admit, there is a part of me that wants you to win COTD, just to see what $kaycog comes up with for a lovely lady to offer you something.

Man A: Has fun, messes with people.

Ronda didn’t lose. Holm won. Let’s give her some headlines!

Tyler, thank you for your sensible, not sensationalist, reporting!

Thermapen Classic (or really any of the Thermapens). Bar none the best thermometer for cooking I have ever bought — accept no substitutes.

Thermapen Classic (or really any of the Thermapens). Bar none the best thermometer for cooking I have ever bought —…

I mean while we’re at it, the Hummer might even be Doug’s redeeming quality but I’m not one to speculate on Doug’s Hummers.

Who, what, when, where, why, and how the hell did they get away with this!? They’re not even Lincolns! They’re Fords! And not even LTDs! Grenada’s forchristssake!A confounded and damnable Fairmont for all intents and purposes, European Sport Sedan package or no. No wonder these couples who were paid to own both are…

No, YOU are the ignorant troglodyte here. Jesus christ I haven’t seen this bad of a keyboard diarrhea spill on Jalopnik in a long time. That’s saying something.

That’s just pretty much for fuckin’ weight reduction.

You are incorrect. A diesel has torque because of the stroke ratio and higher effect BMEP compared to a gas engine.

You’re trying to sound smart but you sound like a fool.

This is the weirdest Dimitri Martin bit I’ve ever seen.

imagine a suburban or tahoe with the same tires.. aired down however you choose.
Now imagine a second suburban or tahoe sitting on top of the first one.
Now, have them go.

That is what you’re dealing with.. a very very heavy vehicle footprint.

So he’s only radically Liberal then?

Never heard of it. Was it capable of extended track use without overheating? Maybe they should take a look at that thing and improve upon it.

It’s like an F-Type and C7 had a super powered Ferrari baby.

Answer to the question “What would it look like if the guys from Office Space went drifting?”

Results were invalid due to the car not a ringer provided by us or worked on by our team of engineers, mechanics and experts who are on their day-off from Formula-1 duties

Dear United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland,