You have two pedals in that car. How hard is it to remember the right from the left? If you can't, you shouldn't be driving.

WHAT THE FUCK NISSAN. You'll build THIS:

Chevelle SS Wagon.

I've always loved a nice Chevelle SS

This is like De Beers telling me how many diamonds are left.

Help me out for a second. "Reserves" means the storage of oil that we've already extracted from the ground, yes? Not including what we extract, refine, distribute, and use on a daily basis, right?

I always drive with traction control off, because on my IS 300 it cuts the engine's power via a 2nd butterfly in the throttle body. So if I need to make a quick turn to AVOID an accident and it kicks in in conjunction with a clutch dampener that burns your clutch instead of letting you drop it, and well...you can…

And what do you drive there guy? Let me guess, it isn't American.

Now that you live in Philadelphia, how will you make jokes based on looking down on other locations in America? It, by definition, will be impossible.

Only if we can make the mega lowered cars and mega horsepower cars illegal as well. You know those people aren't going to a racetrack and you can guarantee they'll be flipping people in a crash.

This newfangled third pedal I've seen in a few cars seems to do good things for its drivers.

Anytime I hear a journalist mention "German engineering..." I translate it into: "I know nothing about how an automobile is designed or engineered, and am only playing up a centuries old stereotype that was pre-scripted for me..."

As an engineer who works with others who take more of a pure science approach a lot of the time, I always think of an old analogy: An engineer and a mathematician are on one side of a room and there is a beautiful woman on the other. They are allowed to approach her, but they may only go half way to her with each…

I'll never not post this everytime someone mentions politics and UK on the same sentence =P

They do this all the time in America, and that appears to be the only other function of Congress besides whining on TV about the President.

Am I the only one who does not want this in a vehicle? I feel this will cause people to be even more lazy and distracted behind the wheel.......

Dear Doug,

I believe you have it backwards, you liberals are the ones that demand the free handouts. I always assume those that claim guns or trucks or fast cars are compensation for having a small penis are just trying to make themselves feel like they are not alone in the world with their own tiny flaccid penises.

there's a lot of penis going on here, which is nice :D