All hail the new arbiter of how much horsepower everyone needs. I'll stick with the horsepower and just not drive like an asshat.

41 Mustang V6s.

Humility isn't in this guy's vocabulary.

"They usually end up in her mouth before I can tell her to stop"

They made my friend take off its dolphin costume too :(

Ecoboost AWD Ford Flex. (Same applies to Lincoln MKT)

Cobalt SS. You guys said it yourself. This car was a serious no shit driver's machine.

Renault is pretty badass. "Let's take our fwd economy shitbox, remove the rear seat, and stuff an engine in the back."

Can't help but love some hi-po wagons.

G65 AMG.

By "looks like an Explorer", you mean "it IS an Explorer, full stop", right? Because it is. Might just be a misleading mule body over something else, but that there's an Explorer.

End of story.

The Toyota 4runner does not actually burn fuel. It accepts it as a sacrifice.

The ecoboost must stop terribly if it's brakes are made of Lager.

This is probably what I'd buy–GT Track Package, and Recaro seats. I like the idea of the Ecoboost being lighter, but 3,500 lbs isn't exactly lightweight, so I'd just take the 5.0. Plus a Mustang needs a V8!

Outrun them you say? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Atlanta. You get your first look at this "180 HP turkey" as you drive down the interstate. He moves like a bird, slowly... And you keep speeding because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on speed... he'll lose you if you move fast enough. But no,…

Eventually, most police departments adopted the Ford Crown Victoria, which is an excellent, fantastic vehicle that really rivals the Ferrari 458 Italia both in terms of performance and attractiveness. I say this because you cannot insult the Ford Crown Victoria on the Internet and get away with it: Ford Crown Victoria…

Does it have a shit ton of driveline "slop" like every damn Chevy truck I've ever owned? If I don't get a loud clunk/thunk everytime I put it in gear or step on the gas from a roll I might just shit myself unconscious with amazement.

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