Fun fact: those “entitled asshats” actually have the right-of-way

Bicycles are permitted, even required, to be on the roads in most urban settings. It is the responsibility of car drivers to share the road with them. Yes, some riders ignore traffic signals but by and large most cyclists don’t die because they ran a stop sign and got hit by a car. Usually they get run over while…

Explain the pedestrian deaths.

While updating the standards for trucks, I’d say step 1 should be fines for modifying vehicles in a way that moves their bumper height outside of crash tested parameters.

And doesn’t Audi use Lamborghini engines?  Hypocrites.

Which is ironic since Audi is basically a dressed up VW. #sorrynotsorry

The rare, elusive 5 out of 5 Tyrone Biggumses crack pipe level. For only the crackiest of pipes!

Would you pay that for an unadulterated Saturn Sky? No. So why would you pay it for a Saturn Sky with a bad body kit?

This is a full suit in the trunk of a Suzuki Cappuccino.  If this doesn’t sound impressive, you haven’t seen a Suzuki Cappuccino in the flesh.  

Looks fine to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That is absolutely what is happening. I know nobody who owns an SUV my age or younger who doesn’t absolutely loathe it. 

One can hope that much like it happened with station wagons and minivans, as Gen Z ages they will come to look upon SUVs as dad and mom cars and reject them outright.

Prostitution, the word you’re looking for is prostitution. 

He wouldn’t be killing himself, the car is out to kill him.

He didn’t say he didn’t not want to kill himself.

That one’s got ABS! And maybe even traction control!

He didn’t say he wanted to kill himself.

....and brakes, and gas, and insurance.

You need a V10.

Remember, with great power comes great tire replacement bills.