I would purchase every Chiron, then link their bodies and powertrains together through a series of sizzawing and welding until I have a giant Chiron limo.
I’ll then call it the Chiiiiiiii..[you get the idea]..iiiiiron.
Take it to the nearest drag strip.
Oh and when the burnout happens, the tires will be covered in a 3.5…

Looks pretty good!

-waiting for the obligatory ‘username checks out’ comment-

I hate the “dynamic” styling PR BS. The only car with dynamic styling is the concept BMW put out which basically shape shifts.

Does Chrysler ever just take a look at themself?

I wish I could have the privilege of walking on this street amongst all these.  A time before my mere existence wasn’t even a thought in my parents mind yet.

What happened to the larger front arches? They need to pull an AMC Javelin and go for it.

Your username should probably be Low Road then.

What

As Mr. R says, “on a long enough timeline!” [everything gets an LS]

Yes. Give me this. Utilitarian, and for once, the sides of the thing leading up to the roof are not bent inward for aero. Only other SUV currently made doing that is the Wrangler.

See one of the suggested reads:

My shortest comment ever on Jalopnik: I’ll just never understand.

I thought the same thing, they were right there for the taking!

I would think (and maybe the owner did too) that this would be best served for long road trips than pandering around town (103 mi should be fine for that).  Why not add a flatbed on top of the battery pack for storing your goodies?

That’s the sad truth right there.

Per the Wikipedia section on it:

At this point in the game, I don’t mind that they’d be making an SUV.

That makes sense - I appreciate the explanation!

Who said I didn’t read the article/other comments? I knew it was fiberglass. Still doesn’t answer my question of “keeping the car as is”

Forewarning, this comment is on the extreme side of the word “naive”.

I have very little knowledge of how insurance companies treat a car as “totaled”, but this is somewhat silly if this is, truly, the only reason the car is totaled.  Can’t they just have it fixed at a body shop? Couldn’t you just keep the car as is? …