I, for one, welcome our long-awaited 840hp overlords.

We’re all rooting for you David! And that free cylinder head.. some people just want to save the world from burning...

HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG.....

Imagine reading about a loved one, dead, in front of thousands (could be hundreds of thousands) of viewers, when you in fact - and only you at the time - know its your loved one. The word “brave” is a very general term and some may think to achieve it means to go through certain degrees of hardships, but in my…

High-five to a fellow chally owner.

NOOO! Wait details I need details! What failed?

Guys I did it!

I might have missed the announcement, but what happened to Jason Drives? :(

Omfg if only!

Aston Martin Lagonda. But your guess sounds pretty awesome.

Wait guys/girls, I thought this was a Lagonda.

Wat.

DeTomaso Pantera. Beauty indeed.

Mmmm I hope that horizontal body crease isn’t right. Those who actually take them off road can easily hammer out dents that the current model’s flat-paneled doors might get from terrain abuse. Anything with body bends like that.. different story.

What no Chally on this list?

“You got toothpaste in my peanut butter!”

I *want* to like them.. but there’s... somethiiiing...... ehhhhh

Hmm.. if there isn’t a fold down windshield, then what are those little hinge-looking pieces outside of the wipers? Probably specs of dust on the 8-bit camera.

Pfft.. you peasants wouldn’t know.

I, for one, support this idea.