Make that 166 “fellow morons”

Keep your bitches off my bike, blog! ..wait...

As do I actually, my comment-posting conscience was gritting its teeth, but comedy took control. Thanks!

And Trump possesses neither training, nor experience!

Jeez what model is this? Those circle gauges are huge.

If you squint you can sortof makout a Bugatt— eh nope not even then.

Ehh I’m a little surprised they’d end the C7's production so quickly.

You sir/madam, made me spew my coffee this morning.

YES. Thank you!

The ultimate middle finger to nannies. I’m going to miss it!

If it was an S65 we’d just be seeing/hearing

Honestly from the side, those headlights don’t look as ghostly as they originally did.

Fortunately it sounded like he cut the engine out before hydrolock could happen? Anyone know how salvageable that generally is in this situation? There’s obviously water in the intake.. would you just want to drain that first before trying to fire her up? I suppose the tailpipe too..

This part always use to scare the living shit out of me as a kid.

Say what you will about vaporware, but their website for it astounds me.

AmIDoingItRight.

Holy HUGE A-Pillars BRO!

Jason can you publish a book called “The Science, Oddities, and Trends of Car Design?” This includes your Beetle posts. Seriously, posts of yours like these are my favorite on Jalopnik and I love reading them when they pop up!