He wrote “416,000+k.” I don’t see how it was at all obvious he meant thousand, as that wouldn’t make any sense. He took his BMW over 416,000,000 miles? He had a typo, so the meaning was unclear. And people from all over the world can, and do use Jalopnik.

Soft pretzels for me!

It’s okay, either way sounds better than Lan-caster.

Ahem, Lanka stir.

At least they are bringing a Sport Turismo-inspired wagon this time around.

Sounds very Lochte.

I don’t know, man, looks pretty glossy to me.

+99 for the secretarybird.

The code for the MPOW Magnetic Phone Mount is not valid.

The code for the MPOW Magnetic Phone Mount is not valid.

lolwut?

Uhh, everywhere I’ve ever lived that has had street-sweeping would ticket your car for being parked on the scheduled side at that time.

“This auction may auto-extend.”

Thai Basil Eggplant is one of the most delicious things to exist.

I thought it looked amazing in person. Even in pictures I still dig it.

He made over six million dollars last year.

Yeah, I’m sure he has had many interactions with “socialist-minded” people and that they have “berned” him! That’s a totally plausible scenario, just like God talking to him.

Fucking stupid Uber and Blizzard can’t even get the car right. That’s a Lamborghini Huracan.

Maybe for some, but tell me, what other BEV options are there that do over 200 miles on a charge? There aren’t any (the second closest vehicle, the 30kw Nissan Leaf, does up to 107 on a charge vs. the 70kw S, which does 230 [so there is not a BEV, outside of Tesla, that could fit my commute plus miles driven while at…

Fine, more of a loss. I’m just saying, they can’t just sell their cars for nothing.

And one of those attributes is... CONSUMPTION OF GAS.