I even lived in Tucson once.

I don’t think the driver was saguaro of his situation.

...an Infiniti G35...

“Hi, buddy. This is Charles Darwin calling...I need to have a word with you.”

That’s going to be expensive for the driver. I wonder if they would charge him for Saguaro endangerment.

That’s not exactly the best way to transport a cactus 

Stow and gone tho.

Stow & Go

I prefer “gawkers”

They became best friends after they realized Fieri bought them both the same shitty base model 6-cyl.

Oh, that was no accident...that girl on the left? Guy Fieri’s girlfriend. Found out girl on the right was Guy Fieri’s side-piece and decided to come after her:

Pathfinder with rear mounted wheel.

Give ‘em a break, they couldn’t see each other!

That certainly provides context to this event. Makes the chances of this happening way higher than they’d normally be. 

Even the gapers are in a Nissan!

Even more of a coincidence? That car and the trucks were also probably made in Smyrna TN too.