I’d rather be in a ‘68 Bel Air than a box made of wood and glue, just sayin’.

The only proper response.

So he likes rump roast! Big gawddamned deal!

Well, yea, there’s that.

“Good skin is a glorious thing”

“I live in Florida so this would be a real problem”

Dayton OH uses trolleybuses as well, not sure how many other trolleybus systems there are in North America. Toronto, perhaps?

They are, but they still flex like overcooked linguini.

Ungrey me, please???

Nah, a Lotus Exige works better:

Stop with the logic shit already.

Used to call those “Chevy wrenches”.

You’re giving them way too much credit as they really aren’t very bright.

*sniff* so beautiful!

And have shitty or nonexistent credit.

“Then I thought, those rear windows probably stopped working fifteen years minutes after the warranty expired ago.”

You’re barking up the wrong tree.

Oak-kay...

COTD

When did Florida join the Dominion?