This is all I can think of whenever I look at that building...

So what happens when she finds out that you let your dog sleep in bed with you?

Looks more like Sin City meets House of the Dead...

Melchisidek: He wants to know your name.

That is just a matter of opinion...

The horn spotter only works if they don't make any modifications to their cars...

Settle down there, young Einstein...

I think I already know what the next version will look like.

Given all of the carry on & check in baggage polices that the airlines have put in place I have thought about wearing a molle vest outfitted with a ton of pockets so I could carry much of my belongings on myself. But then I figured that I would probably get the 3rd degree from the TSA if I did that and now I just…

Yes, but only because I know there is a hidden man there. I would be oblivious to his presence if I saw the picture without being told that a man was hidden in it.

I hate to say this, but you really are what you eat...

Are they sure it's a bus for a public school, not a Catholic school?

I have another use for dead tennis balls...

He has already come to an unspecified agreement with the couple.

Wait until you hear the recipe for Chinese brown eggs...

The recoil on a pocket 380 that size/weight is pretty stout already, I can't imagine the kick this little gun would have.

This is what they really need to make it exciting again.

Thumb tacks aren't that long, a normal tennis shoe should absorb most or all of it.

He probably lost it on the job in a factory. It is China afterall...

As someone who has lived in San Francisco I can tell you that traffic would never be that light during the day. In reality they would be in stop-and-go traffic or the chase would take place in the middle of the night. I think I would almost prefer a night chase myself.