If a competitor knew you would be running barefoot he/she might pack a little something to hopefully slow you down...

Floating gun armory? Now there's an idea...

My thoughts exactly.

Even in the states you can sometimes find them at Asian grocery stores, though it has been my experience that they aren't as good as the ones you get in Asia. They really are delicious, but their smell really is that bad. A lot of Asian airlines specifically name Durian as a type of fruit that passengers cannot take…

Yes, but the smell... Oh the smell...

That might explain why most westerners never touch Durian...

For some reason I always pictured him getting into a big cargo truck...

That video didn't ruin Star Wars for me. The prequel trilogy is what ruined Star Wars for me...

I borrowed a VW New Beetle a while back and I wanted to hate it, but it drove like a dream. I'd never buy one myself, but I'm not ashame to admit that I wouldn't mind driving one again.

I have a Creative MuVo V100 2 GB MP3 Player I bought about 5 years ago now for around $45 and I have to say that the sound quality is very good, especially considering the price, and it doubles as a flash drive too. If I had to buy a new one now though, I'd probably get something from Sony.

That's true, but do you really want to give your dog a megaphone? :-P

This is cheaper, and it might even help with your tv reception when he's nearby...

It might be nice to have when the zombies come, but it probably only gets about 2 mpg.

Look closely, I think there's something alive in there...

Shouldn't Satan be bigger...?

It depends on the natural disaster. In 1902 Mount Pele erupted and killed all but one of the 20,000 residents of St. Pierre and obliterated the town. The sole survivor escaped death because he was stuck in prison.

I too have had shark fin soup on a few occasions when it was served to me as well (usually as part of a large banquet after a wedding or other celebration). You are right, it is delicious, but the fin doesn't actually provide any flavor to the soup. It's only there for texture.

That was not the Disco Volante we were looking for.

There is evil there that does not sleep.

I'll bet if he moved to another state he'd be able to get a new driver's license without any issues. Knowing how the government works (pause for laughter), he could probably get one in his own state if he changed his name first.