Actually, it's real.

Does he by chance happen to work for border security?

Spending time with your parents does it for most people...

Wow, a whole $5, really? Maybe I can quit my day job afterall!

Perhaps a distant relative of the purple polar bear...

Even dogs realize that they're chasing their own tail sooner than that.

If you have the space, there is no such thing as having too many monitors. Just make sure you don't mind scrolling your mouse... a LOT!

Why stop there? Why not just go all out and build a full scale model of Metroplex?

I prefer to use the bear paw meat handler forks myself.

For some reason the video on my comment below didn't show up.

"Double Frick!"

So that's why they all look alike...

It can always be worse...

Isn't that essentially what an aircraft carrier is?

And here I was thinking of a different type of Daisy...

Put your hand in the box.

Matte Black, but only for certain vehicles...

Sometimes it's fun to be sick...

Did someone say "manimal"?

I can see that...