I know where it went...

The fact that the Lord of the Rings is on that list and Harry Potter isn't makes that list a Win in my mind.

And here I thought Mr. Fusion was supposed to make it cheaper to fill up your car...

It could be Israel, their military personnel take their rifles everywhere over there, even when they're off duty.

What, no Jackalope?

But when the thieves got home they discovered that all of the iPads they had stolen were Chinese knock-offs that were only worth $64 total.

If I were using this scale and saw that projection I would first be in shock that I weighed 1,900 lbs. Then I would see the decimal and be relieved that I only weighed 190 lbs.

And here I was thinking of actual explosions...

Anyone ever hear of the Schwerer Gustav gun

"Bon appetit!"

"Sorry miss, but it's just not scanning it for some reason. Don't worry, I'll keep trying until it reads that code..."

I think it's about time for servicing at the local Jiffy Lube...

Or, you could just buy a former Nuclear Silo...

I'm not sure if you should start running barefoot this summer given all of the heat records we've been setting this year. My hand burns just from opening doors...

Here, do yourself a favor and go buy it. It's not that expensive & you'll thank me later.

It's not that Americans haven't tried, it's just that the Japanese just put more effort into it.

They actually found a way to make this vehicle even uglier with this color...

No offense, but I liked the original MUCH more.

If this trend continues in 30 years they'll only be able to send midgets into outer space.