I've heard of rough foreplay, but this is a little too much for my taste.

Didn't any of these people watch Kick-Ass?

Sorry, but it had to be done...

"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."

Although we didn't actually see them doing it, the Q Continuum killed Amanda's parents with a tornado.

Connery being in the movie still wasn't enough to save it from being a dud.

And here I thought they were suggesting that you have your dog chase the tennis ball into the pool a few times so everything floating on top would cling to the dog...

Actually...

It's called a GTI, yeah!

Save your money and just buy some black tape instead...

Why is she wearing a bondage hood?

But who to the commandos call when their computers go down?

It could make for a fun ride...

Nah, it's not that hard...

Depending on where you are in the US and the situation people can get in trouble when they help, people can get in trouble for not helping (the Seinfeld series finale was based on an actual law), and people can get in trouble for starting to help and then stopping (often the case when people try to save a drowning…

And next the person they saved will sue them for using excessive force on her when extracting her from the vehicle...

Paris Hilton, texting, while driving...

And then make a PB&J sandwich, put it in the office fridge, and you'll soon find out who the fridge thief is...

It's just a fender bender, do not worry.