Who says it has to be heavy?

Very misleading title there.

And as a bonus you have a grown up reason to carry Legos around too. Win!

And Tuesdays must be the least busy. I work in a call center, my shift is almost over, and the number of calls I've taken so far today is still in the single digits...

It's because they want us to migrate to Google+...

Any plane that can still fly with this much damage is full of win.

Next time I drive.

Identical triplets...

I feel crazy when I'm in a big car that's going half as fast as that...

"Judging a being by its physical appearance is the last major human prejudice."

Dragonlance would be freaking awesome!

Facial recognition will only help so much...

Maybe he just wanted his little boy to grow up to be just like Leonard...

There's always something missing...

Damn, now I need a tractor...

The answer to both that question and also to how did that happen is: The driver has a lead foot.

And then after that comes out they'll start work on a pickup too...