I'd also be willing to give away an iPad 2 if I could get enough girls to send me videos of them stripping...

I loves this story, and that lady has some serious cajones!. But Maricopa County is one of the last places in the US that I would want to be in jail.

Nothing beats a Browncoat...

This is what makes my commute with a bike a little easier for me.

Now that is a happy ending!

This is just the beginning...

And I thought it was bad when my waterbed sprung a leak...

Where I live it's legal to carry one of these, and that's what I would choose.

And they replaced their motorcycle patrol units with these...

I'll admit it's probably not THE greatest, but someone had to put this up here...

That figures, the closest one to me is a day away from me... Well, half a day away...

I see dead owls...

O RLY

I do think that hypoallergenic dogs are something of a myth, but I have mild pet allergies myself and I have had far less problems when living with dogs that have short or medium hair than when I have lived with dogs that had long hair. Unless they are constantly groomed the longer hair will trap more pet dander.

Back then the spaceships were made of paper and the men were made of steel...

Silly person, you should have bough a Toyota Hilux instead.

And if you learn those skills well enough inflation may actually benefit you as you can sell your services to others who haven't learned them...

I recently went grocery shopping with my mother and when we saw 5 families waiting to checkout at the only staffed register and the self checkout ready to use we decided to use the self checkout. Due to errors that my mom made combined with a user interface that was less than perfect we had to get an attendant to…

And here I thought they might have been rediscovered in Fukushima...

He should've gotten his friends to shoot it for him...