The Stig has a better alternative to the paper bag...

Don Draper approved.

I still like this one from Paris circa 1976...

So they know how to predict our possible natural disasters. It seems like they are dropping the ball on how to actually prepare for and prevent them...

I think you'd have to be a little bit crazy to want to file your own teeth. Hmm, maybe there's some truth in that...

It looks a little like the Starship Enterprise to me... I wonder if they'll make a cover for it with a Star Trek theme...

I've been told that the manager that is best at giving people a to-do list is a wife. Fortunately I am still single, so my to-do list is a little easier to accomplish...

So I guess Rockhound wasn't actually crazy afterall, just still feeling the effects of relaxing a little too hard...

That's pretty nifty, but sometimes it's better to just buy a bigger vehicle...

Kids, they grow up so quickly these days...

This doesn't prove anything. What's next? Eating a year's worth of food all at once? Drinking a year's worth of alcohol all at once? Taking a year's worth of prescription medicine all at once? Most things are fine in moderation but disastrous when used in excess.

In Communist China there are worse places to have a house...

And nothing's worse than a pissed off crow...

That would be a really good house to have if you lived in a hurricane prone area.

It's funny how they make something beautiful for people who cannot see it and yet at the college I went to two of the ugliest buildings on campus at the time were for the art department and for the school of architecture. Go figure.

I'm a lazy American. How's that for an answer?

Sounds very Orwellian...

Lava has always worked just fine for me...

Someone needs to go run with knives...

They'll have to make sure to avoid all of those Panda impersonators...