At the time of release, the controls of this game led my friends and me to just assume that Dash was an alcoholic. The health pickups quickly became 24 packs of icehouse and cartons of smokes, and everything else just fell into place.

I love the “thank you for supporting Dark Souls III” at the end.

It’s like ED-209 saying “thank you for your compliance” after it’s riddled you with machine gun bullets.