“Welcome back to the family, let’s go find your father.”

The hippogriff’s name was Feathers McGraw.

Alternate Ending:

Unpopular opinion: I liked hermoine and krum. He was clearly attracted to get for her mental abilities, and he was no slouch himself (Triwizard champion, yo). He was ambitious enough to have his own high powered career, but their areas of focus were different enough that they could support each other without burning…

One of the reasons I’ve always preferred Gawker Universe to HuffPo or other sites of that ilk, is because the writers for Gawker nearly always give a summary of the highlights of the video they’re writing about so I DON’T HAVE TO WATCH THE G-D VIDEO.