I can definitely see why people don’t like him, but I personally do like his comedy too. I think he touches very hot topics, so he’s not for everyone, but it isn’t anything I haven’t heard from Eliza Schlesinger or Bill Burr before

I resisted watching his special until one day I rolled the dice and was shocked at how funny it was.

Bic Cristal pens are shit. They’re the ones we give out to the extras on set to fill out their paperwork because we know we won’t get them back.

It’s a very “and THIS is why you’re single” kinda deal

Real talk. If you can’t handle having someone decide not to meet you or talk to you any more based on only a text conversation, you will not be able to handle actual dating.

Speaking for myself only, I have no problem with Vegans who don’t make a big deal out of it. If I’m hosting, I’m perfectly happy to prepare an extra vege-only dish for the table to make sure a vegan guest has enough to eat. I hate listening to people talk about diet in detail (any diet), however,  because most…

I kinda like the theme. It’s a little game. We’re all in on the joke, but the punchline never comes.

If you’re getting all your nutritional needs from plants then you’re eating a lot of fecal matter. Start washing your veggies and look into supplements.

How many different types of tomatoes are there??? I keep thinking this person is bound to run out of pseudonyms soon, and it feels like it’s going on forever!

Just in case you’re not the tomato:

Help! My eyes rolled too hard and fell out!

I have been a secret vegan for a while. I just don’t want to deal with explaining myself(and actually my reasons are no one’s business) and then getting the snorts of derision from people I like but who have no problem drilling me about a life choice that they find weird (I live in a meaty Trump state). It’s really…

Go away Tomato...

Just call me a vampire.

Good example.

Right? My rational mind thinks it is all kinds of messed up to withhold citizenship because of a difference of opinion but my petty mind is all “hahahahahahahahhahahahaha vegans.”

I’m torn between my belief in freedom of expression and my sheer annoyance towards a certain type of vegan.