Um. How very dumb of you.

Björk is a god damned global treasure. The Sugar Cubes were an amazing band and her solo career is, imo, even better. Her song Big Time Sensuality ranks in my Top 10 songs played on rotation of all time.

So they’re on the board but are not actually involved in any oversight? Basically they’re using the privilege associated with being close to the President to benefit without doing any actual work? Sound about right....

ultimately, it dont mean nothing...that dude wasnt going anywhere till rich was satisfied.

dude just kept coming back. Thank goodness Richard was right there waiting.

Completely unrelated but the pic of Rob made me think of it: I hate the way guys have been wearing baseball caps in Recent Times. With it perfectly flat and placed precariously on their head like a museum piece. Sometimes with tags still on it. Bend the damn brim or leave it under the cloche at home.

I’m pretty proud of Richard Marx

Drake knows absolutely no one cares if he is fucking randos. That doesn’t help him social climb. He’s thirstiest for relevance than any human on Earth, and he lives in a world where Taylor Swift exists. It’s pathetic.

This Dirt Bag is basically the epitome of 2016 for me: I know I should have known better all along, but I am very disappointed in almost every person here.

Mariah is clinging to being a 20-year-old sexpot. It’s not a good look.

Oh, 100%. I probably didn’t articulate myself well but that’s what I was trying to get across. It’s certainly not her fault or anyone else’s but his, but it blows my mind that someone could have a relationship that seemed that special - with someone who seemed to be so in love with him - and still cheat.

Like a middle aged drunk auntie who rolls in on christmas eve several airplane cocktails in and comes downstairs after unpacking with no pants on and instantly brings a new vibe to the family christmas show. Totally been there.

If a guy cheats, it’s because of his own shit, not anyone else’s.

OF COURSE Drake would try and date JLo.

Okay, I must be in a foul mood because everything in Dirt Bag annoys me. I’ll just pick one: Mariah, that’s not even close to sexy, you look ridic, and are you wearing panty hose? And WHY are filthy rich people being sponsored by Airbnb? Pay for your own gd vacation.  

As long as you don’t have a kid as a way to get the attention of the press than you are light-years ahead of them.

That’s not chopping off your hair, that’s just slightly less long. People like that annoy the crap out of me. Talk to me when you chop it off above your shoulders.

Mariah is dressed a little... oddly... for getting into the Christmas spirit with her family.

I finally have something in common with the Kardashian sisters. I too, am Over It.

Rob Kardashian makes me want to be a better man because I really do not want to be like him even though I am presently unemployed, a little thicker than usual, and am smoking too much weed. But I am going to make my mom proud and stop tokin up!