Well, my soon-to-be-ex-husband moved out today, and I’m probably going to lose my job on Monday, but I’m going to be optimistic and believe I will find a better job and will be happy whether I stay single this year or whether I end up in a relationship.

He quite literally has shit for brains.

AMEN!!!

I will be up on that rooftop with you.

This is fantastic

Yes! He couldn’t handle 8 hours as a nurse, much less the 12 in a row most of us have to do! Sitting behind a desk barking orders does not require nor build stamina. And he sure don’t look like he works out. Are we sure he even knows what “stamina” means?

Though his ego is indeed massive, it is very, very fragile. Deep down inside, little Donny don’t love himself.

Why would you mock people with colostomy bags? They’re usually cancer victims, for chrissake!

The resemblance is uncanny. Tracy Bird is way more handsome, though.

I didn’t hate it, but don’t really get all the hype.

Tucson-warm and socially liberal. No Spring Breakers. Not to be confused with Phoenix, which is wingnut hell.

One of my favorite all-time quotes

I have really dark eyes that can appear black and I kept wondering as I watched if my eyes looked like his. His eyes seriously creeped me out, they were so dead.

OK you’ve convinced me. I’m going to have to watch that. I’ve heard this from too many people.

Every single time!!

I love the way you write!

Can relate! I’m divorcing my husband after 18 years because of the way he’s treated me since I got lupus.

I’m divorcing my husband because of the way he’s treated me since I was diagnosed with lupus in 2013. After 18 years of marriage. They don’t always keep their vow to love you in sickness and in health .

This is exactly what I wanted to say, but more eloquently than I could have.

Well, look on the bright side. You’re still much more likely to die of heart disease.