someone on cracked.com compared her to a bag of farts, if a bag of farts could wear blouses from big lots.

i'm pretty sure cletus was laughing at that "pointy-hairded little girl."

or miss dipesto, for that matter, whom i thought had dropped off the face of the earth until she turned up on 'gotham' the other night.

i have the same thing w/ that guy that played kickin' wing on 'joe dirt.'

is it still a reboot or just a recycled title?

i was planning on seeing atlas shrugged 3 (i saw the first two, might as well finish out the set). i didn't know it had even been released yet.

but that's the one they'd intended to shit on. they only mentioned dwayne johnson's hercules to call it "surprisingly watchable" (and therefore not bad enough for this list).

of the two, i prefer pibb. it's got a brighter flavor to it, while pepper is more sludgy and makes my shits smell like burnt hair.

in your face, nuclear weapons!

never before or since has a soda been more appropriately named.

holy shit, that was him. i knew i'd seen him somewhere before.

uncle moe's family feed bag

this belongs in a museum

if he's already served a sentence (regardless how light), why does he need a pardon?

the day would have been saved whether he closed his eyes or not. by closing his eyes he only saved himself.

shia's presence made it less tolerable, but crystal skull was not bad. looking back through a grown-up lens, short round was also pretty god damned intolerable.

hold on, not so fast there. how many roads have you walked down?

and hayden christensen.

in all the years he hosted, he never ruined the crystal light national aerobics championship.

the site doesn't mention, so it's pretty safe to assume not. as for not roasting until after your order is placed, i picture 55-gallon drums of shitty bulk beans acquired from the cheapest supplier.