That comment is golden.

He brought the bones of the golden tomahawks home in a doggie bag and intends bring them to a lab

SCENE: A mostly black school district. Mahalia Jackson music plays quietly in the background. The classroom is dingy, the windows rain-streaked and filthy on the outside. An occasional clang comes from the radiators struggling to heat the room. An attempt has been made to brighten the classroom walls with posters of…

“So we beat on, tents against the current, borne ceaselessly into the past.”

That “remake Sanford with white people” is gonna lose his shit when he sees the Britcom “Stepto and Son”.

Mike Pence, who loves children and fetuses

I think the majority of them (like 90%, including Trump) are a bunch of dumb fuck grifters. I think Miller is one of the few true believers.

The witness statement in the police report explains it pretty clearly: “hands, touching hands, reaching out, touching me, touching you”

Jesus! Even more evidence of Russia meddling with our erections.

Dude needs to have a sit-down with the Northwestern University athletic department’s Director of Marketing.

Benedict Arnold was a man of conviction.

unfortunately it will have to be a white citizen that has to make that case. i can’t imagine a black citizen not getting railroaded

I once caught my son’s pacifier before it hit the floor of a Walmart bathroom. His face hit it pretty hard, but the pacifier stayed clean.

I have never subscribed to Facebook. I do not and never have had my own account. On a few occasions I have clicked on a link to a Facebook page, usually to get the URL for the website for the host of the page (such as a restaurant). That is the limit of my usage of it.

As a white Catholic - nothing you said was wrong.

My vote is for Sister Rosetta Tharpe, The inventor of Rock and Roll.