Why am I so cold? Why am I never hungry or sleepy, but never feel awake? Why can’t I see myself in a mirror?

Esper has lasted almost a year. That’s an impressive achievement in this administration.

Anyone feel like we’re headed toward an autocratic police state? What’s that? We’re already there, you say... ?

Are we sure it wasn’t just a neighborhood watch comprised of black and brown people? Because I know a few people who would be prone to the mistaking the two.

Apparently, Harry hates the term “Megxit” because it implies Meghan was the one who wanted to leave the U.K., though it is a convenient pun. Perhaps “Susxit”

And so many of the people in these comments are like “See! I knew she was dishonest!” like, even the worst of these landlord stories just indicate that she was broke, not dishonest. Just say you hate poor people and go.

The criticism of being “unmaternal” by that goofball writer makes me assume she’s never tried to read to a small child before. In my experience, you either get spooky focus or squirmy book tossing. Depending on the baby, both are equally likely, and my unscientific data suggests that it has absolutely nothing to do…

That little bit about Jada? How long has she been doing her show, and just how deep and intimate has she gotten about every little aspect of their relationship? You (over-)share every piece of your life with the public. You’ve shared with us you’ve been to couples therapy how many times over your marriage?

My Martha Stewart-like tip is to freeze grapes to put in your wine.  Keeps it cool without watering it down, and then you get a snack!

Everyone knows that when they start adding children and animals the series is on its last leg.

Every time I read something about Gwyneth on thus website, I think about Lindy West. 

Typical over-therapized WASP nonsense. She almost admitted that ramping up her “wellness” push in a midst of a pandemic is blatant capitalist money grabbing. Watching the market is a polite term for banking on people’s fears and vulnerabilities. But, the thought floated away just before it formed. Like crystal dust in…

And the irony is, the American notion of World War II is it’s own myth, namely that we “won” the war. More like we scored an assist. Yes our troops on the ground played an important part, but our most significant role in that war was our war production and industry. We buried Germany in so much ordinance and weaponry…

Ha ha ha! I saw this one polo-shirt-wearing snap-back-hat jerk stretching out with his WTF-iron and I said to myself, “Self, what would a busy-body white lady do in this instance?” and I pulled out the old cell phone and called the po po

You are an American hero

I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

Recommended on basis of nurse solidarity. Be careful out there!

The rich and the suckers who love them have always been this way. This is why we need to organize into Unions for mutual protection at our workplace and political parties for mutual protection in the rest of our lives.

It’s a kind of conspiracy anti-authority thing for some who are educated and even science literate. They justify trust in pseudo-science, homeopathy, and traditional medicine by believing the peer-reviewed medical journals are part of some nefarious “Big Pharma” scam that is suppressing “the truth” about whatever…

For every crisis a conman rubbing his hands together with glee.