Now that I’m in my 50s, one of my chief goals is to dress and smile more and more like that ADORABLE Queen until the day I die....I'm only left thinking, "so many wasted years." Should have started in my teens.

Just as well:  as J mentioned, he kills everyone he fucks, more or less.

Came for this.

“There’s nothing more powerful in the world than a good story,”

Bourbon came outta my nose. Thanks.

This is the best one.

Maybe you need to try a nice SSRI - you’ll be snatching those little morsels out of their strollers in no time!

I.....I just LOVE you.

Yes, we will have to.

Yep. Being white, cisfemale, tidy and self-deprecating has helped me get out of a half dozen tickets in my adult life.  It helps if you use your body language to imply overwhelming sexual attraction, too.

So true. I think people miss this: Every cop who knows of misbehavior that makes a colleague unfit to serve should report the misbehavior to the boss and up the chain of command. If no one in their leadership responds with enthusiastic correction, then they should go to the newspapers and to their municipal and state…

“I never realized how much Trump in his tweets sounds like Camille Paglia in her essays. Interesting.”

Oh, take your star, you cheeky devil!

Oh yes. I remember it from my own childhood in the 70s.

Well said.

Genius

So mote it be!

Nailed it.

Fortunately, in the all-too-likely event that persistent creepiness toward half of the voters isn’tisn't enough to disqualify him in the popular mind, we've plenty of other reasons to pass on this guy.

And CLEAN. Did you notice how clean she is? /s