Actually, as someone with more than one degree in English, who teaches writing for a living, and who can in fact legitimately judge what constitutes "good writing", I find her fucking hilarious.

I laughed so hard my co-worker looked at me from across my office! I wasn't laughing at the girls it was directed towards, I laughed at the fact that this girl is unapologetically bat-shit crazy! I loved her insanity so I must be part of that lawsuit too.

Well. This escalated quickly. All she threatened to do was cunt punt her awkward sorority sisters. (Your grammar is not impeccable, you put a comma before "because", you started a sentence with "Because" and you put a comma before "and".) You are rude and not funny.

I agree. Her grammar is impeccable & I find her hilarious. SO SUE ME YOU FUCKING FUCKS.

This comment wins the Internet today! Thank you.

this is awesome.

She already did...Rebecca Martinson was offered a job on barstool sports Boston.

This is goddamn WONDERFUL.

what racism?

Best use FUCKING ever. FUCKING