I would have loved to have been freaked the fuck out by last year’s Hereditary.

“Look 9/11 was bad, but can’t you just learn to make the best of it? We have.”

The vast majority of US comics have day jobs. Including many you have seen on television or that have put out several comedy albums. Putting out one comedy album and making a living from it is unheard of anywhere else.

I know a few US comics and they all have day jobs. Canadian comics do not?

Pretending?

As a white savior I’d like to thank the Academy for FINALLY awarding us white men. It’s been a long time coming.

i went to the Oddball comedy fest where a bunch of big stand-ups did sets at an outdoor auditorium and Brody introduced all the comedians, but before it started he was just walking around among everyone and he’d start talking to someone and doing jokes until a crowd started forming and he’d just start riffing on the pe…

“I’m very good-looking...I’ve done some modeling in PAKISTAN!! I was on the cover of CAMEL BEAT MAGAZINE!!”

Come on, you can come up with something more clever than that, even just speaking in stream of consciousness. 

This is one of the funniest articles posted here in ages. :-D

Hey all! Did you know that Nancy Pelosi is one year older than Bernie? And Bernie is only 5 years older than our current president? It might be hard to remember that because everyone in all forms of media is mocking Bernie’s age. I know from watching many interviews with Bernie, that he takes that criticism in stride.…

The man lived through the sixties, and they think this is gonna get a rise out of him?

Yeah, who does that?

“They’re the reason you keep your finger on fast-forward when you’re rewatching a Mission: Impossible movie.”

This is exactly the challenge anytime there’s a conversation around Woody Allen. Most people are not even aware of the basic facts in the story. It’s particularly jarring when a writer for a site like the AV Club gets something like that wrong.

the people who’ve accused him of sexual assault

If you’re a white male “auteur”

In what way did Justin Lin “escape to Aquaman land”? Are you thinking of James Wan?

Calling anyone who thought the Ghostbuster’s reboot was bad a “sexist” was 2016's “Anyone who calls Jussie Smollett a liar is a racist”.

You guys are a virtue signaling hellhole.