An HBO series that’s a nice, modestly budgeted type of Watchmen/BTAS mix would be wonderful!

Please stop fleshing out articles with your bad, bad jokes William. We all know you secretly wish you were a comedian but never had the balls to try it. Regardless, please don’t take it out on everyday people just trying to keep up with pop culture.

You must be fun at parties

This site can’t even manage hiring writers smart enough to have good takes that aren’t just regurgitated outrage from the bowels of Twitter...you think they give a fuck about grammar?

Turning off “Mute All”.

I got kicked out of a screening of She’s Out Of My League (a serviceable R rated comedy) cause I was 16. We had bought tickets for this movie and had to go see this instead.

nice try Tim Cook

I haven’t even played The Witcher 3 yet so I definitely will be waiting for PS5

We’ve all been shitting on Apple TV for a while now (rightfully so) but I can’t lie, this show sounds delightful. Plus a Beastie Boys doc directed by Spike Jonez was just announced for it?!?! I may need to check these out. Apple has the last laugh.

isn’t Australia on fucking fire?

It is an exaggeration, you’re right. If it helps though, I said since the 70s. Not as bad. I also wasn’t trying to imply this would happen in the 2020's. More like 2050's, when the water gets higher.

Yup. NYC will see its worst decade since the 70's soon enough because of these people. The city is an absolute mess.

Someone on Bloomberg’s campaign staff has a family member who is a public school principal in Manhattan. She is a stupid, inept, petty woman who is running the school into the ground but nothing can be done about it because this person has a family member in the Department of Education (and now Mike’s campaign) who…

Remember when your personality couldn’t just be regurgitating jokes you found on the Internet? You suck as bad as Kid Rock.

Damn, I just thought about if you had the nerve to go through with it and how much better off society would likely be. Rooting for you!

your entire account is you telling people to kill themselves so maybe you should? doesn’t seem like the world would miss someone like you.

I never understand how people are upset when games are delayed.

“Why weren’t these movies nominated too!?!?” - he said loudly to the Internet, naming all 7 black movies he can think of from 2019, impressing no one. (How many movies are nominated in each category again? lol oh yeah 5)

all good to great movies that aren’t as good as the ones nominated.

Interesting points on this one. Can’t wait to see 1917. I think Irishman was great but Avengers earned that Visual Effects trophy more. Frozen II not nominated due to lukewarm response from critics? most likely.