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“We look at, how does the car work together,” some random aftermarket tuner said. “What is the chassis balance, what is the powertrain for that, and where we landed on that—900hp 2Jz swap provides us with the best combination of vehicle power and acceleration to the weight and chassis.”

Hyundai is the new Toyota. 

Nice.

I have exactly the same model. 50k right now, zero issue, other than some collision issues which it came away (others were totaled)

“Hyundai has rewarded the driver, one Farrah Haines, with a brand new replacement for the high mile hero."

I simultaneously love and hate that brush guard. There’s just something uncanny valley about it.

I think that would void your manifold warranty

Bonus points if they provide proof of overnight parts from Japan.

A high pitch “ohhhhhh” grunt from Sharapova when you lock the doors would be nice.

Huge missed opportunity. All 50 should have been tennis ball yellow with a tennis ball yellow interior. 

Don’t forget the 500 versions of RX-7 spanning three chassis codes and 1200 different versions of WRX/EVO.

*see Gran Turismo 6 and all 654 editions of the Miata. 

I cant wait for the new Gran Turismo to have all 654 special edition Nissan GT-Rs with all the same performance specs

The additional people were added so that they didn’t leave out any engineers from the team :) You’ll also notice there are now women in the photo. Hopefully that detail gets past your “OCD.”

I would have gone with “Lease a Veloster N(ot)“

I would just like to say that my editors here at Jalopnik make me look like a much better writer than I actually am, and I was incredibly proud of the original headline for this post - “You’ll LOL At The Hyundai Veloster N’s Lousy Lease Numbers”