I seriously think all the Jalopnik stories about the G159 are Pulitzer-worthy. This has been an extraordinary series. 

More hyperbolic liberal reporting desperately wanting human-caused global warming to be real, when actually the fossil record shows that Arco Arena regularly filled with smoke during the Paleozoic Era.

Huge bummer they lost Rory Reid, I hope he left on his own accord, because if they shuffled him out, it’s a huge mistake. I was bummed at the loss of LeBlanc, but with both Reid and LeBlanc gone, I am not entirely sure I’ll give it a go.

Daytona is like a Corvette kit car?

Obviously 

3rd gen Acura TL is the king of this.

E36 Touring. Eligible to import starting next year. Wish me luck.

Let me ask my wife to jump up and down for me. Will report back.

Because America is weirdly puritannical when it comes to sex and sexuality. Violence? Good for children! A single butt cheek? Better slap an NC-17 rating on that baby.

... and there it is. Any time there’s an article even tangentially discussing any minority whatsoever, some blockhead has to make the boilerplate “Shouldn’t this be on Jezebel?” comment.

Maybe you should go in instead of teaching your daughter they should fear adults being in the same room.

>Men are horny and feel the need to procreate

Elizabeth, thank for this article. There will be plenty of creepy dudes whining about it, however, you're doing God's work. Keep it up.