Hello, yes, Porsche customer service? Yeah, the fog is back again. It keeps following me, I swear. What do you mean this is a common issue?

You are single-handedly responsible for 75 WRX’s crashing this weekend after fellow Jalop’s will attempt the flick.

You kids like Volvos? You like t-shirts and free trips? Our friends at Blipshift are running a contest with Volvo, where if you submit an awesome t-shirt design and win, they’ll send you to Sweden. Go to Blipshift for details. It’s running through Sunday, Sept. 16.

If I’m honest, I only want a Porsche with big round headlights, personally.

maybe upgrade a bit to a 850

I was going to say Turbo Brick or a 2006-2009 Saab 9-5 wagon seems to fit what he needs perfectly.

Raph is mostly correct.

You all missed the target here.  This man needs a 9-2X.

20 grand?

One thing I have noticed, is the people who hate on small motorcycles, weigh almost as much. 

When people say they want to “Make America Great Again” the era of this car is what they mean.

Kristen: I don’t really understand how anyone could lose a whole car.

Many thought it to be destroyed after it completed testing

“If you didn’t get the right A level results, don’t worry. I got a C and 2 Us, and my chef is preparing truffles for breakfast.”