PREACH!    It was also kind of a ripoff, especially considering all you end up with is a Ford. 

I, too, have a car made out of 1990s era baseball cards!

i dunno about any of you but i have been losing money for about a year in the market so i would pay down even a 2% interest debt. except now is a good time to buy stock. fuck i dunno what i’m doing. but i do know that sitting in a new car makes me feel better about the world turning to shit.

Obviously they will call it the Mercuri Edsel Thunderbird Falcon coupe…

Who gives a shit?

Yes, it’s an ugly crossover with a Mustang badge slapped on it. This the sort of thing that happens when you hire a CEO from a furniture company to run a car company.

My vote goes to “Mustang Mach CE Fixed Head Coupe Volante”

“Mustang Lightning” just to annoy Ford fans.

Probably just “Mustang”. We’re getting to the point where so many offerings from certain car makers are EV, that they don’t need to put an EV sounding name in the model or trim name, since it’s just implied. Genesis GV60, etc.

The Mustang GTE.

If there’s no videos on the internet of it plowing into crowds, it’s not a Mustang.

Ah see? That’s why I stick to eating Crayons.

500 gallon tank on fire apparatus is all too common. 6,000 gallons to extinguish a small passenger vehicle is a problem. It’s newsworthy.

The whole Mustang marketing angle bums me out. They didn’t need to do that. And forcing the Mustang “grill” on to the thing makes no sense to me.

FSD isn’t FSD until the car can drive itself into the closest pool when on fire.

No, It’s an Alexa!

Ford says it is, so it is.

And who made you the expert?

Blazed a trail for other car shows to follow.