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Michigan Highway Patrol officers stumbled onto a local rust mine. Local news outlets and the department reports that a two-month-long investigation led authorities to a home where $2.30 worth of rusted Jeeps (35 in total) were stored.

It’s Raph, he’s more interested in bicycles

They are proper nouns, are they not? Jesus is a person and Hell is a place.

Came here to make a similar comment; I get these guys are freelancers, but Jesus, who the Hell is the EIC around here?

Depending on the circumstances, we might also be able to re-christen it the Schadenfreude

Stick to ports.

Canceled due to light rain

Too soon, man, too soon.

Honda knee-capping the CRZ by sticking it with a CVT and a 1.5 SOHC from a Fit. The manual was decent, the car looked great (at first, the face lifts made it progressively worse) and I didn’t even mind the fact that it was a hybrid, since when it came out gas was about as expensive as it is now. They could’ve fit a…

For Sale – 10 year old Toyota Beige

Why do you hate old people?

Bonus: double the fuel...FOR FREE!

<and also seems to have trouble spelling things (Harman Cardin?).>

Porsche assembled the Mercedes-Benz 500 E because it was too wide for the regular W124 assembly line.

You could also get a Ford EXP if you want the Dollar General version.

When they cost the same, 100% yes. 

I have an uneasy truth with my partner on this. She has committed to feign an audible “oh, cool” when I spot a special car. In return I owe her 7 minutes a week listening in rapt attention while she explains 90 Day Fiance. 

I’m about an hour and a half from the factory. My count is at 3 car carriers, one of which only had 2 trucks on it in seemingly random locations for... reasons?

I think that adds a zero to the end of the value, doesnt it?   :-)