I’m confused?

It’s pushrod, which is, uh... (checks notes) primitive! DOHC is more... what’s the word... oh yeah, sophisticated! We don’t need objective measurements of superiority as long as we can look down our noses at it.

Their pushrod engines are better than Europeans’ equivalent DOHC engines.

Have you driven a C7? Have you driven a C7 Z06?

Why won’t it fulfill it’s potential? That last round of ‘Vette engines had more power than you can exploit on a public road.

Luxury is where the money is.

I know you didn’t mean to paint such a rosy picture, but I’ve been a Bengals fan since the early 90s and I would’ve thought all of the records you outlined would be far worse. Thanks for the Monday pick-me-up!

this was an interesting car to follow. It was competitive and i remember a lot of rules changes to make it irrelevant which turned out to be for naught because they had mechanical problems.  really fuzzy memories on the specifics from ~10 years ago so don’t flame me if i got it wrong. 

Who would have thought, Fail Wheel Drive would suck so bad. 

Gotta go with a classic.

The track is scheduled to the Breeders’ Cup world championships in November.

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

Eh, Ford can rightly fuck off with this pretentious bullshit. The 2020 Corvette has almost all allocations sold out, and there is no bidding and cheaper. The C8 is almost better in every way. Fight me assholes, I have 10 cats protecting me. 

“I don’t see anything wrong here.”—Pete Carroll

I remember when the greatest controversy surrounding soccer is when Dylan’s whore-ass mom brought whole oranges instead of slices.

Camaro

I try to combine my 7 deadly sins where possible. i’m currently enjoying Sloth and Gluttony, which I will refer to as “Sluttony.” 

Aren’t we all though?

Can I just say I appreciate the inclusion of a write-up, as opposed to just a video.

Doh! Thwarted by simple subtraction!