it may not have been for league minimum, but god damn, it feels good to be mostly right:

“releasing Antonio Brown” is my new “dropping the kids off at the pool.”

I’m not sure I’d consider this “the Raiders snaking their way out of paying him guaranteed money.” There is not a contract out there with guaranteed money that doesn’t have a clause(s) that outlines some form of conduct guidelines, refusing to play, retirement, etc. The guaranteed money is just there to cover a player…

Packers.

“Of course we care about them! That’s why we’re trying to shame them out of a basic part of their identity so they don’t burn in the place we made up!”

I used to get really stoked for football, but the last few years I just can’t stand just being home and watching tv on Sundays when I could be out enjoying the fall weather. In the past I’d go on some nice long bike rides, but last year and this year I’ve gotten into cyclocross bike racing, which is super fun off road…

But he needs “Ultra Luxury”

Have you seen his recent comments from LBJ’s show — in 2019??!! 

Not only that, I bet it has a properly designed entertainment system rather than an iPad velcro'd in place.

If you want to buy a Jelly Bean, then Tesla is your brand.

Exactly. I’ve been in 3 Tesla’s and an overriding feeling was how cheap and poorly finished the interiors were. Especially when compared to German sedans.

It isn’t.....it has a million pointless screens. Obsolete day 1

Massive price ranges are a Porsche thing. The Panamera starts at $87,500. The Panamera Turbo S E-Hybrid Sport Turismo starts at $191,000. If the E-hybrid doesn’t count, the Turbo Executive still starts at $163,400. Same deal with the Cayenne. $66,000 base price. $130,000 for the Cayenne Coupe Turbo, $164,000 for the…

I’m sure it’s much nicer but being $100K pricier-realistically even more than $100K due to Porsche options-just takes it entirely out of consideration for the vast majority of people. This is approaching supercar tier pricing. Most Porsches carry another $15-30K in options so this is realistically a $200K vehicle.