You’re from Utah, I’m guessing.

Damn, this is some sarcastically contrived writing.

Oh damn. This isn’t good. I’ve always been fascinated by Tesla even though their vehicles suck and you can’t trust white South Africans. But this isn’t good news for the company.

Those parts/repairs are cheaper than the Ford, but the weeks of lost revenue outstrip those savings.

his mistreatment of a female employee

Jihad Mohammad? 

‘merica....love it or leave it.

Whatever Consumer Reports thinks. 

It surprises me that auto manufacturers view Jalopnik as legit and fly you guys around.

Adaptive dampers?

Gazoline

More like, Awwww...that thing sucks.

The incEl Camino version of three on the tree. 

You can’t get it wet? I’m sure this has been said before but is it a gremlin?

Cool. I’m gonna rush out and buy one now.

Join the Mexican biathlon team?

What do I dress up as when riding this particular strain of HD?

Pic three shows them. Have fun sitting in the leather seats of your M2.

Have you seen Korean cars lately?

I’m not saying it’s bad just that they don’t have them.