You need room for all their crap. Back in the day when I had two little ones I though a Passat wagon would do the trick. Nope. Big nope. First trip we took I had to offload of couple suitcases to my b-i-l in his Tahoe. Next vehicle was an Odyssey. First of many as two more kids would eventually join the fray.

I’d rather get a yank.

Actually, the Cybertruck can induce the earth to spin backwards thus allowing us to go back in time and correct our mistakes. While watching Netflix on the dash screen.

Freakin’ bimmer drivers, man.

For example, despite being an NA V12 with a stratospheric redline, the engine produces 70% of its peak torque at just 2,500 rpm.

Bumpers brake when the breaks are applied on tiers with no grip.

The non-Tesla charging infrastructure blows chunks.

Riverside International Raceway.

Texas sux.

Beauty is in the eye blah blah but the iX is pretty dope.

You gotta check out Angry Grandpa on yt. The fart compilation is epic.

Reminds me of when my (then) sixty year old mother ripped a loud one in front of the rug install guys. We all just looked at each other in silence and I barely made it to the garage before bursting out laughing.

Where I get mine.

Sorry, man.

What you need is Corinthian leather, dude.

Oil or Crisco?

My car is perfect. I love everything about it.

Always!

At least it has a V12. The Urus should have the V10.

Purosangue.