Seems like you also hate starting your sentences with capital letters.

Those are pricey cars. For that money I’d want a 69.

Three valve, doof.

EVs suck.

How much per month for steering feel?

Who bought the 4C? Hank Fuckme?

I’m guessing more like his momma married Larry Shiteater, Sr.

Username checks out.

Elon Musk has really let himself go.

They should just call it the BaT Edition.

Same here. I really wish the Urus had gotten the V10.

ND

Boring and regressive.

He’d still be alive if

Are we going to completely ignore the freakin’ awesome model names in China? I’d love to drive something called a Sagitar!

Eff this car but nicely written prose, Rob.

Jeezus, did Farley poop in Jalopnik’s Cheerios?

Using a truck to power a Keurig (and failing, natch) is so 21st century.

With trucks (EV and otherwise) having onboard outlets to power whatever and providing the ability to consume entertainment it portends for a rather grim, dystopian future: we’re all going to end up living in our vehicles.

Goodyear? More like bad day.