They all suck so SUX.

Yes, yes, you’re so right.

I have relatives in El Paso. Driving I-10 just crushes your soul. I’m surprised he didn’t smoke half of it just to deal with the boredom.

I’m dying to see how the 992 would look with its ‘80s face...

Mighty Chucks?

As this is Kentucky, I thought at first the guy had misspelled “GOOD.”

Hi dad.

Four speed manual?!

Remember...if it’s not brown, a wagon, tiny, weird or with a manual transmission then any member of the Jalopnik staff has to default hate it.

I’m having a party tonight. Please come over as you seem fun.

You can’t call it dull and I think Hyundai does the crazy-grill aesthetic better than Lexus.

Nice. What are the ducts below the grill for?

So, what’s the deal with the steering?

That’s the Huracan Sottosopra.

And you’ll probably have to run 93 octane.

Couldn’t Porsche just install a larger turbo to increase the range?

I’ve always been meh about Tesla vehicles (though I begrudgingly respect what Musk has been able to accomplish with the company) but the cybertruck? Me likey a lot.

Nice car. I’m a fan.

wow, dumb take

I’m 50 so modern English is a freakin’ mystery to me. What exactly does “historic and generational to me” mean?