Remember...if it’s not brown, a wagon, tiny, weird or with a manual transmission then any member of the Jalopnik staff has to default hate it.

I’m having a party tonight. Please come over as you seem fun.

You can’t call it dull and I think Hyundai does the crazy-grill aesthetic better than Lexus.

Nice. What are the ducts below the grill for?

So, what’s the deal with the steering?

That’s the Huracan Sottosopra.

And you’ll probably have to run 93 octane.

Couldn’t Porsche just install a larger turbo to increase the range?

I’ve always been meh about Tesla vehicles (though I begrudgingly respect what Musk has been able to accomplish with the company) but the cybertruck? Me likey a lot.

Nice car. I’m a fan.

wow, dumb take

I’m 50 so modern English is a freakin’ mystery to me. What exactly does “historic and generational to me” mean?

When’s The Wall going to be completed?

This is a shitty take with lots of errors.

My kids play in their school’s marching band so I’ve been attending quite a few HS football games. The game flows nicely and it’s about the gameplay on the field. Yeah, there are some blown calls but, like you said, it pretty much evens out by the end.

This is so effed up and utterly without excuse. I use a computer a lot and have a phone so I’m a total expert on Tesla’s. With the discombobulator no longer having enough RAm, every Tesla ever made will stop working January 1st, 2020. Elon Musk should be incarcerated immediately.

Impala.

4. Landis

Morey is just another social media “activist.” If he really had the strength of his convictions, he would’ve quit his job.

My kids are in their high school’s marching band so I’ve been attending lots of HS football games the past couple of years. Wow, the game is so much better without replay. Yeah, refs blow a few plays here and there. But that’s better than replay blowing plays.