Cars should be on the road not in a museum.

Supercar styling in an autonomous vehicle is appealing. Autonomous supercar performance...yikes!

This makes sense as he’s using his alter ego.

Makes sense. The first-gen R8 stood out more.

You actually think the R8 looks like an A3?

With that commute a used Phantom and a chauffeur.

But what does Fancy Kristen think of this behemoth?

I predict a new recurring Jalopnik column: “Here’s what we’ll remember about the [insert any sedan].”

I bet those seats are covered in baby beluga skin.

Yep, I have a 5 and it’s the 2.3 only.

You’re my freakin’ hero.

Exposed rivets, dude.

It’s funny you say invisible to cops. The Odyssey with its V6 can hustle. More than a few times I look down and I’m pushing 80 mph without knowing it.

Thing’s been dead for a while. It’s just time to bury it.

I keep saying that to myself in the mirror every day....

That owning two minivans doesn’t make me less a man.

You seem judgmental against punctuation.

This’ll probably lead to more misinformation: you don’t have to look behind you anymore. Just use the camera.

I saw this video a little while back that too many bumper stickers throws off the balance of the vehicle and induces over steer.

Peasants. I use parts from my donor Gullwing.