Now that I’ve watched this, am I going to die of dysentery in seven days?

Mazda’s recent design language is quite Italian...who they got working over there?

Fog of (pretend) War.

That Kobe Steel is pretty pricey, ain’t it?

That RV is badass.

Dude’s last name is kinda like eunuch. Coincidence?

Photo shows when during the pre-game, players stretched in protest of police brutality.

He is showing his grasp on history and global politics is no stronger than his grasp on pre-calculus ever was.

Cars suck.

I thought it was math but kicking things is awesome.

How does it work when the car’s being smogged?

1009. Planet Hollywood

KA-CHOW!? More like KA-CHING!!

Crash into anything whilst leaving Cars and Coffee?

It’s not implausible. Did you ever think that AMG would be the purveyor of well-balanced, engaging vehicles? Or that you can buy an M-SUV?

Men....

Yep. But if Mississippi wanted to legalize slavery, Gorsuch wouldn’t dare stand in the way of “states rights.”

Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.

Que? Sera!

I miss Emmitt Smith.