Nicely done.

I was going to make a joke about Trump but this shit’s beyond fucked up.

More like expectation to fail despite all hope otherwise.

Take your meds and go to sleep Grandma.

I think Trump has found his Secretary of Education.

That looks like the Maserati Johnny Sack sold to Christopher Moltesanti.

My parents have one. Typical Toyota: very reliable and basically indestructible. It’s very practical and uniquely styled.

I don’t know what the hell you responded to but I starred it because it was generally well-written.

I didn’t care much for Froome until this past Tour. Dude attacked on a descent and joined Sagan on a break to gain time on his rivals. Both moves were ballsy and had nothing to do with his power meter.

The antithesis of Cadillac.

Indianapolis: The Gateway to More Indianapolis

Nope...sorry. I attended one last night as a fundraiser for my daughter’s school marching band. I had my fill of homemade goodies, McDonald’s, KFC, supermarket deli yumminess, a random assortment of crazed desserts. And warm soda. In a word: AWESOME!!

According to the UK’s Daily Mail, kidnappers took the mother of Ecclestone’s wife Fabiana Flosi, Aparecida Schunk,

The back of the shirt reads “...assuming she can defeat a cheeto-dusted bloviator.”

lol...needed that laugh after reading this shitty story.

Yep, 1987 belonged to The Joshua Tree, for better or worse.

Air-cooled 911s have superior torque ratios, according to Liberty Mutual.

/Jalopnik circa 1999

Mr. Polo Shirt is either a perverse mad genius with just enough anti-motorcycle rage fueling him to destroy a scooter, or one of the most unfortunate people to ever get behind the wheel of a car.